Sunday, August 2, 2009

Monday Moaning

Welcome once again to Monday Moaning...Another week begins...So let the moaning begin...




Now that we got that out of the way...In case you missed my blog last week...Everything I planned to post was throw out the window once the Cleveland Indians started trading away all their players...If you missed any of that and are interested, feel free to scroll down...

By the way, for those keeping score...In his first game as a member of the Boston Red Sox...Victor Martinez had one hit...A bit of a slow start, but he made up for it Sunday when he got 5 hits and 4 RBI...To all my friends and family in Boston...You're really gonna love this guy...

I have to be honest with ya...I haven't spent much time on sports this weekend...After work on Saturday I had to meet my wife and kids at a wonderful little place near our house called Memphis Kiddie Park...



My daughter's friend was having her birthday party there...It's the second week in a row we had to do this...All the parents are trying to get it in one last time before the kids are too old for it...It really is a great place for kids, and it's pretty cheap...It's been around forever...My folks took us there when we were little...One of those special few things that stands the test of time...When I got there I took my son to play miniature golf...$4.50 for the both of us to play...This was his 5th time playing and he's gotten a lot better already...Maybe it's time to get him some clubs...By the time he's ready to hit the scene, maybe Tiger Woods will be done whippin' every one's asses...

Then Sunday we had my niece's birthday party to go to...I just want to get some crap done around the house and vegetate, but there's always another birthday party...Or some thing that's gonna eat away at my time...Time I could be wasting searching out new and exciting Internet porn...

Speaking of which...there's this blog I like to read called "The Real Princess Diaries" ...And I'll admit it...I totally have a voyeuristic side to me...If I didn't, I wouldn't watch so much porn...I was reading a recent post that talked about "throat f**king" http://www.realprincessdiaries.com/2009/07/a-couple-of-my-readers-enjoy-a-good-face-fuck/ ...which had a link to an older post titled "Throat F**king"... http://www.realprincessdiaries.com/2008/05/throat-fucking/ ...

I enjoyed the read...And to be honest...I never pounded a face in this fashion...So, all week long I've been pestering Mrs. Beeze for a low jo...(If you don't understand "low jo"...What begins with a B and ends with a B and has a low jo in the middle...Got it?) And I have to say the line of the week could very well have been..."Oh, one more thing I have do." More often then not, the Mrs. just likes to get straight to crammin'...But Sunday night she starts giving me one...She's a gamer...Then I talk her into the throat f**king position described in the post mentioned earlier...

There she is...head hanging over the side of the bed getting slapped in the face with my junk...She didn't like the head hanging over...Made her dizzy...She didn't like the extra depth you can get in there with in that position...She's got a bad gag reflex...And she didn't like the enjoyment I seemed to get as my balls slapped her face...So she stops it and moves us into the crammin' stage...which was fine...She got hers...I got mine...And if she reads this, I won't get any for the rest of the week...But you know me...I'm all about full disclosure...

I should probably move things along...Cleveland Browns training camp started this weekend...Who knew I'd be excited about that...But I guess when the Indians sh!t the bed, and I'm kinda sour on major league baseball as a whole, it really shouldn't be a surprise...I don't think the Browns will make the playoffs...I don't even think they'll be that good...I just hope to see some improvement...I really hope new coach Eric Mangina can get things on the right track...It's been too much bad football, for too long of a time...

And since it's August...College Football Season is right around the corner...I've been reading my Blue & Gold Illustrated...I've been checking the ND sites...And even talking to a couple sources...The Fighting Irish are gonna be good this year...A pretty weak schedule helps a little too...And too be honest...They better be good...Or Charlie is gonna be out on his fat ass...I think I speak for many Notre Dame fans when I say...I'm sick of hearing and reading about all these great recruits...It's time to take those recruits and turn them into some bad-ass football players...

Look for the Beeze Notre Dame Football Preview in the coming weeks...Last year I did it at Sporting News in 6 or 7 parts...Breaking the team down positions...This year the secondary is gonna be cock strong...And the Irish have a solid group of Linebackers...The Defense will be tough...The key to the offense will the running game...The O-line has to be tougher and a lot more explosive then they were last year....

Ahh $h!t...I'm getting excited already....





That's gonna be it for me right now...Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.

4 comments:

afrankangle said...

I must admit ... the opener got my attention ... thus this post featured 3 amusement park rides ... so how did Irish football fit in? ha ha ...

Since you're a college football fan, I'll be doing a my pre-season poll and a report about out-of-conference games very soon ... so be on the lookout.

The BEEZE said...

I'll be looking forward to it frank!

Thanks for reading.

Rad said...

The wife has a bad gag reflex over at our house too, I feel your pain Beeze. We tried it out after I got hooked on those damn "Gag Factor" movies and wouldn't let it go. I got a similar "fine, after I finish everything else we can give it a try" lol She was a gamer and actually suggested we try it again, luckily she doesn't read this blog so I won't lose my privelages lol

You think Weiss is toast this season if the team doesn't put up at least 10 wins?

The BEEZE said...

Tip to all male readers with wives...Don't let them read some of ths sh!t I write...

Thanks fore reading Rad...I think th eIrish have to win at least 10 games for Charlie to keep his job...That sems to be the number